Evil Sabbat Games

by Kevin Andrew Murphy

Deal with the Devil.

Hi. I'm the Devil. Here's the deal. You sacrifice your friend here in my honor, and I grant you a wish. If you don't, I kill both of you. Oh yeah, same offer goes for your friend here. (Fun for groups of 2 or above.)

Ah! Vampires everywhere!

Ever recreate the "Near Dark" scenario with killing everyone in the bar? This time, let a few people live. Also, embrace a few, and let them frenzy for blood. Then grab one of the poor hapless still-living ones and use viscissitude to give him big nasty pointy teeth he can't hide.

Ah! Werewolves everywhere!

It takes a little more viscissitude, but if you run short of flesh, just kill someone and use the fresh stuff for transplants. Transform someone into werewolf Crinos form. Just a regular human. But now they look like a nine-foot werewolf, except they don't have any of the special powers, including the Delirium. Watch as the city's own werewolves freak and attempt damage control.

Makeover!

Go to a Camarilla city and grab some Nosferatu neonate. Give them a makeover. Use your vississitude to give them model caliber looks, then turn them loose. Have the party Tremere use some scrying magick to watch as the poor Nos tries to convince his elders that the Sabbat just jumped him, that he didn't trade them any crucial secrets, that he really hates looking beautiful..... yeah, right.

Stretch Armstrong.

More fun with viscissitude. You grab the arms, I grab the legs, now pull...

One Night Stand.

Fun for those times when a Tzimisce girl is without her pack. Go to a bar. Look gorgeous. Pick up some mortal and take him back to your room. Don't kill him, just have sex. Then, well, ever tried viscissitude with no hands? It's easy. Hang him like a porn star or one of those guys from Freak Legion. Then start screaming and let him discover what's happened. Act like you're just some normal bimbo, scream, "What are you? Some sort of freak?" then grab your clothes and run off. Come back in obfuscated and watch the fun. Or, if you really want your pack to join in, let them sit in the corner doing Cloak of the Gathering so you can sneak back and join them.

Be Our Guest!

Ever wondered what it would be like to live in the enchanted castle from the Disney "Beauty and the Beast"? Well, now you can find out. Turn people into furniture, then threaten to do worse to them unless they sing and dance. When this gets boring, let the talking wardrobes and hatracks hobble down the street and let the Camarilla deal with it. Or, better yet, use Dementation on them, giving them the permanent insanity, "You are a character from a Disney film." After all, it makes much more sense than the reality, doesn't it?

Fairy Godmother

Your pack finds an unpopular 12 year old girl, then puts her through some of the maiden's tests from the Brother's Grimm. She fails? Oh well, you eat her, then get another.
If she passes, however, then the real fun begins. You're her fairy godmothers, and you have to grant her fondest wishes. Mary Ann made fun of you? What about if we use viscissitude to give her a pig's head? And those nasty boys...?
Yes, let's have a vindictive preteen girl commanding a Sabbat pack. Ooh the fun...